We’ve all had those ridiculous moments when we wonder how on Earth we made it through a day and appear to be functioning as if we’ve held it all together. You know, those moments when you’re undressing after a long day and out falls a pile of graham cracker crumbs or you find a melted chunk of chocolate stuck on your skin. Sometimes your boobs are just full of surprises that you never knew existed!
I’ve come to terms with the fact that I never know what I’ll find in my bra. A melted M&M — good for me! That’s one less that made it into my mouth. A crumpled dollar bill — who doesn’t love finding money? The lost Lego piece that Evan was looking for — “Mom of the Year” award for finding it for him! If anything, the treasures that I find in my clothes before I crawl into bed are just signs that I had a successful, fun day. But they also make me wonder what the heck was in my teeth and hair throughout that same fun-filled day.
I know I’m not alone with this one. What are some of the most random things you’ve found stashed in your bra or clothes at the end of the day?
Been out for a “girls night” and have no pockets and don’t want to carry a purse because I know I am going to get trashed and lose it so I use my bra!!! Get home at the end of the night (trashed) and start doing a strip tease for this sexy guy I picked up at the bar and what do ya know….money stuck all over my boobs Hahahah….good times!!!
Confetti after an NKOTB concert – WINNING! 😉
And food crumbs…always food crumbs.
Today’s find: As I looked in the rear view mirror to check myself out as I backed out of my driveway to head back to work after lunch…bright fricken yellow mustard on my left boob must have dripped out of my ham sandwich!!! At least it didn’t land on my work attire?
I once found a spoon..not a plastic one . .like one from breakfast. Never knew it was there all day long..
Ahhh the days of beepers. I once put one in my bra and had it there nearly all day. I guess it may shifted from my left boob to the middle of my chest. Well I finally got a page when that sucker went off, which vibrated violently since I had it on silence, not only did I scream cause it scared the crap out of me Since I had forgotten my pager/beeper was in my boobs and I thought that was a heart attack. ?
Once I found a note to my self that read: ” If you found this note, check the other pants pocket for the anniversary gift for your wife” Some times what you find in your clothes, can save your night.
Haha I too have found confetti in my bra post New Kids concert, but wishing it was Jordan instead ?
I’ve forgotten about my ATM card in my bra; I usually walk to my bank on my work breaks and heck so far it’s been the safest place. The thief will have to work really to take my money!
It’s a good place for the cell phone but mine is usually full of crumbs..
Popcorn ..Whenever I eat popcorn it always falls out when I get ready for bed.
Too funny!
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I’m with Stacy, lots of NKOTB confetti, missing earrings, but the worst, and one of the most mortifying moments for me was when I was a teenager playing a softball game, a yellow jacket bee flew down my jersey, got snarled in my cleavage and stung my boob. It hurt pretty bad. We were not near a bathroom so I had to take my bra off in front of a lot of people. Thankfully some of my teammates gathered around to make a shielding changing spot so I could get medical attention. We had an inside joke for a long time that Boo-bee was up next to bat, lol!
A penny stuck to a sweaty boob. Yep.
I’ll show myself out:)
Can so relate! Just yesterday, I found a gummy worm and an inexplicable amount of colored sprinkles.
Gold fish, paper , found a pen cap lol
Hahaha! With a toddler with sticky fingers and minimal cleavage for lost things. I never find anything but food crumbs. Now if you wanna talk about weird, shoe in the fridge. Yep! That happened. Twice. Sticky fingers is pretty stealth!
Usually I find chip crumbs or nacho pieces in my bra. Sometimes I wonder how I get through the day also. Today I noticed a vinegar stain on my pants from carrying my left over salad home!!! Yikes. At least I’m not alone in my crazy day.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one experiencing this. lol
Love, love, love you Jenny….I have yet to find food in my clothes…However all over face…(thats acsure sign I enjoyed myself) Girl, I am wa l king about un this state & no one alerts…Lol!
Play doh, glob of lotion, spaghetti sauce that splatters while cooking, seriously…its like the Bermuda Triangle in there. Still waiting to find a missing remote, shoe or those socks that never make it out of the drier.
Popcorn after the movies! I will find them all over my house!
and you always wonder why your dog is alwsys sniffing by your boobs !!!
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Me I don’t wear a bra ever. I wear maxi dresses in the summer so I am like cool I do not have to wear a bra! In the winter it is sweats straight through fall and winter and I do not wear a bra. My philosophy is this born free free as the wind blows I don’t knows I just do not like bras!